Unsubscribing from a Neweggsletter

Continuing the discussion from Companies that send me unsolicited email:

I received the following automated message:

Thank you for contacting Newegg.com.

Your request to unsubscribe from the Newegg.com Newsletter has been received.

Please allow up to 3 business days for your subscription preferences to fully update. If you receive a Newegg.com Newsletter after the 3 business days, please forward the email to newsletter@Newegg.com with a brief description of the problem.

We hope you will return in the future as a subscriber. If there is anything we can do to improve our Newsletters, please let us know.

I… I don’t get it, are they not in control of their Newsletter?

If I told someone it would take up to 3 days for a computer to do something, I’m looking at a caching issue. Is Newegg sending so much unsolicited email they have to cache their outgoing mail spool?!

If there is anything we can do to improve our Newsletters, please let us know.

Stop this interaction, be reasonable and respect my time and dignity. You are an online market, not a slot machine.